From the horse’s mouth: The Fightin’ Ozarks

From the horse’s mouth: The Fightin’ Ozarks

One more 7 days, and nevertheless no MLB offseason. But I really do not have that great a manage on latest events anyway, so I’ll just supply you with the normal nonsense.

Weekly imagined that is at minimum partly relevant to the Phillies

I’m of the perception that we’re because of for a comeback season from Alec Bohm in 2022…at the very least at the plate. It felt like receiving off to a sluggish get started put together with his fielding struggles acquired into his head previous calendar year, and he in no way entirely recovered. But he’s been this sort of a good hitter all all through his professional vocation – and he’s heading to be a priority for hitting mentor Kevin Prolonged – that I’d wager he additional closely resembles the hitter we observed in 2020.

As for his fielding…I’m astonished they didn’t test to see if he could change to an outfielder. They might be offering him just one additional year to see if he can rise to the amount of adequacy in the infield before building that transfer, but he could be destined for still left area at some place.

Weekly believed that is not at all related to the Phillies

On paper, the Bucs are a seriously terrible matchup for the Eagles. The Eagles have been profitable games guiding their strong operate activity, but the Bucs are one of the most effective teams in the league at stopping the run. And the Eagles have confirmed incapable of stopping good quarterbacks, a group which Tom Brady sadly however belongs to.

But you know what? Screw that. Who cares if the Bucs are good at stopping the run? Other teams ended up fantastic at stopping the operate, and the Eagles ran on them anyway. And it is not like Tom Brady just can’t be defeat in the playoffs. If you remember, the Eagles defeat him in the Tremendous Bowl a handful of many years back.

Aside from, everybody considered the Eagles have been destined to be a final spot catastrophe this year. Who’s to say they simply cannot carry on to defy expectations? Playoff upset, here we arrive!

Retro business

Right after two weeks of speaking about Phillies brawls from yesteryear, I made the decision to modify issues up this 7 days and seem at an aged Phillies commercial.

Here’s the gross sales pitch the Phillies’ entrepreneurs have been serving up about the airwaves in the summer months of 1979:

The professional attributes a female who is presumably a ball woman. This was before my time, so can any older supporters validate that this was what the ball women wore back again then?

Our hostess announces that the star-studded Dodgers are coming to town, and if that wasn’t sufficient to get you out to the ballpark, Sunday’s recreation has the added bonus of being poster working day!

A few views:

  • The audio she can make in advance of declaring “You know who?” is a little bit terrifying. It’s like the script claimed for her to giggle, and she was incapable of generating a seem even a bit resembling a natural chuckle.
  • The electronic scoreboard at the Vet applied to be enormous.
  • The professional claims that the Phanatic developed the poster, and I won’t lie to you: He did a strong career. Nevertheless, the poster is centered all over supervisor Danny Ozark, which is an odd preference when the roster featured many All-Stars which include two long run Corridor of Famers. The poster probably grew to become even extra uncomfortable when Ozark was fired afterwards that time.
  • I do not know what kind of casting call was made, but the actors playing the roles of “People standing on the Vet turf and clapping as a giant anthropomorphic chicken demonstrates us a poster” really nailed it.


Very last week’s remedy: Mike Lieberthal led the 1999 Phillies with 31 dwelling runs. Chappdaddy got it right.

This week’s question: The Phillies essentially swept the Dodgers in that 1979 collection. The finale was an 8-1 get featuring a four-strike sport by a participant who designed 3 All-Star teams with the Phillies, together with that year. Who was he?

Highlighted Phillies baseball card

Here’s Danny Ozark’s 1979 Topps card:

Smile, Danny

It isn’t clear if Ozark in fact is familiar with his photo is staying taken. Or maybe this is the look a manager gets when his crew has endured three straight playoff defeats and is firmly on the sizzling seat. He could have known just how very hot his seat was.

Closing assumed

Do the Phillies continue to have poster giveaway days? I employed to have some of all those giveaways up on my bed room walls as a kid. Do kids even put posters up on their partitions anymore? Do bedrooms even have walls anymore?

Smarty could be just a bit out of touch with youth tradition.